i'm shelby.
or shelvis.
or sheldon. whatever you'd like.
i am the walrus.
i won a pop tart eating contest once.
i like to hardcore dance.
i constantly thank god for esteban.
i think penny loafers are absurd.
i am fred astaire.
i live in an octopuse's garden.
i believe elevators are matchmakers.
i used to make out with medusa.
i didn't say i was powerful, i said i was a jedi.
i used to hate cell phones, but now i hate car accidents.
i write B movies.
i dont speak to dead men.

shoot me baby.

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